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						<description>Collection of funny links voted on and submitted by users.</description>
			
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						<title>$4.95 can get you a whole lot of... NOTHING!</title>
						<link>http://www.awfulrofl.com/Link/4-95-can-get-you-a-whole-lot-of-NOTHING/</link>
						<description>Hilarious user pictures and reviews.  You can even view a collectible version.

As one user wrote, 

&amp;quot;I was thrilled beyond belief when I saw Amazon was selling, &amp;quot;This Is a Test Product and Nothing Will Be Sent to You.&amp;quot; $4.99 shipping and handling is a bit steep, but we all know how fragile a pound of Test Product can be so I assume that the packaging &amp; handling must warrant it. I have to wonder though ... do they package it up and then just store it in a warehouse somewhere?

I hastily pressed &amp;quot;Buy with 1-Click®&amp;quot; with an almost orgasmic delight! I can now daydream about what I might have received if they had actually sent me the Test Product. Was it some sleek new notebook computer? A successor to the iPhone? An improved K-Y Your+Mine? Slinky negligée? One of those cool inflatable cars?

Ooooh! I get tingles ruminating over all of the tasty possibilities.

The best $5 I ever spent on nothing. &amp;quot;</description>
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						<title>dynamic duo with rifle and bird</title>
						<link>http://www.awfulrofl.com/Link/dynamic-duo-with-rifle-and-bird/</link>
						<description>dynamic duo with rifle gun and bird awesome glasses hair murderous portrait</description>
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						<title>rad dude in band</title>
						<link>http://www.awfulrofl.com/Link/rad-dude-in-band/</link>
						<description>rad dude band fat kid clarinet badass winner war hero vietnam passion</description>
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						<title>farley reincarnated as girl</title>
						<link>http://www.awfulrofl.com/Link/farley-reincarnated-as-girl/</link>
						<description>chris farley reincarnated as fugly ugly kid girl fat</description>
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						<title>aheehee</title>
						<link>http://www.awfulrofl.com/Link/aheehee/</link>
						<description>jam on!</description>
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						<title>Formal Apology Slip</title>
						<link>http://www.awfulrofl.com/Link/Formal-Apology-Slip/</link>
						<description>If you're not very good with words, like myself, this apology slip can help you out. While it may seem insensitive, an insensitive apology is better than no apology at all! I think...</description>
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						<title>Will Ferrell Answers Questions</title>
						<link>http://www.awfulrofl.com/Link/Will-Ferrell-Answers-Questions/</link>
						<description>NSFW language = EPICROFLOL</description>
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						<title>March of Shame</title>
						<link>http://www.awfulrofl.com/Link/March-of-Shame/</link>
						<description>Great documentary on this widely known, but hardly seen phenomenon.</description>
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						<title>Dog in a Swing</title>
						<link>http://www.awfulrofl.com/Link/Dog-in-a-Swing/</link>
						<description>I wish he was a pit bull so I could make the following pun: The Pit Bull and the Pendulum, HARHAR</description>
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						<title>Essay About WWII</title>
						<link>http://www.awfulrofl.com/Link/Essay-About-WWII/</link>
						<description>and the unsung war hero Jimmy McPerson</description>
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						<title>Spanish Scare Tactics</title>
						<link>http://www.awfulrofl.com/Link/Spanish-Scare-Tactics/</link>
						<description>Lady totally freaks out</description>
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						<title>SNL: Japanese Version of The Office</title>
						<link>http://www.awfulrofl.com/Link/SNL-Japanese-Version-of-The-Office/</link>
						<description>With intro by the guy from that other version of the office.</description>
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						<title>Signs Your Spouse is Trying to Kill You</title>
						<link>http://www.awfulrofl.com/Link/Signs-Your-Spouse-is-Trying-to-Kill-You/</link>
						<description>I'd say these are fairly obvious</description>
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						<title>The Many Faces of Angry Baby</title>
						<link>http://www.awfulrofl.com/Link/The-Many-Faces-of-Angry-Baby/</link>
						<description>BABIES, THEY'RE BABIES</description>
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						<title>5 yr old wants to be a tractor</title>
						<link>http://www.awfulrofl.com/Link/5-yr-old-wants-to-be-a-tractor/</link>
						<description>In depth news report from The Onion</description>
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						<title>5 New Firefox Features</title>
						<link>http://www.awfulrofl.com/Link/5-New-Firefox-Features/</link>
						<description>Including Drunk Lock protection!</description>
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						<title>Why not to pass out drunk</title>
						<link>http://www.awfulrofl.com/Link/Why-not-to-pass-out-drunk/</link>
						<description>bad way to wake up</description>
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						<title>Escalator Spinning</title>
						<link>http://www.awfulrofl.com/Link/Escalator-Spinning/</link>
						<description>Has anyone actually tried this?</description>
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						<title>IMDb: Your Last Girlfriend</title>
						<link>http://www.awfulrofl.com/Link/IMDb-Your-Last-Girlfriend/</link>
						<description>List of goofs if your last girlfriend were a movie!</description>
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						<title>Peanut Butter Jelly Time in Iraq</title>
						<link>http://www.awfulrofl.com/Link/Peanut-Butter-Jelly-Time-in-Iraq/</link>
						<description>Soldier brings &amp;quot;Right to Dance&amp;quot; freedoms to Iraq</description>
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						<title>Getting a pair of jeans from the GAP</title>
						<link>http://www.awfulrofl.com/Link/Getting-a-pair-of-jeans-from-the-GAP/</link>
						<description>A comparison of the male and female methods.</description>
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						<title>Mandalorian Dance</title>
						<link>http://www.awfulrofl.com/Link/Mandalorian-Dance/</link>
						<description>Little known Star Wars fact: after a near-death experience while pursuing a bounty, Boba Fett decided he needed a change and briefly became a space dancer.</description>
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						<title>How not to Fake a Heart Attack</title>
						<link>http://www.awfulrofl.com/Link/How-not-to-Fake-a-Heart-Attack/</link>
						<description>Best court defense ever</description>
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						<title>Paying with Blank Paper</title>
						<link>http://www.awfulrofl.com/Link/Paying-with-Blank-Paper/</link>
						<description>British man attempts to pay various NY vendors with a blank piece of paper.</description>
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						<title>Black Metal Cookies</title>
						<link>http://www.awfulrofl.com/Link/Black-Metal-Cookies/</link>
						<description>The blackest of black.</description>
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